You have intimately recognized me most of your life. For arguments sake, lets just say, we made acquaintance, conversing by hand. Alas, times have changed. You have matured, and in your connections with others, I am meeting new people. How exciting that is! Lately, I’ve been woken up by a manicured hand that is softer and gentler than yours, I hear whispering and I begin to perk up! Who needs coffee when you have wet, plump lips smiling down on you? She may not have the familiar grip I have gotten used to over the decades but I like the idea of breaking out of the routine jerk. No offense, but the routine porn and hand gestures, while they will always work on me…well, its just nice not to be taken for granted, I notice too, you are much happier.

Now granted, not all women are created equal. There are some that seem downright afraid of me, quite mean if I think about it. We aren’t in a wrestling match! Yeah, maybe its not I know I am not “hot” by the traditional definition but I think of myself as stoic and really, you could trim me more often.

I can’t blame the ladies, if they can’t see the tree from an overgrown forest. Let’s not cajole them into liking me. I don’t enjoy being strangled or worse than that, just petted like a dog. I mean, really! Oh no, I much prefer the company of those women who actually try to seduce me. Now that’s my favorite time to come out and play. You know who I mean. The girl who actually talks to me. She whispers to me and treats me like I am the only vessel of pleasure in her life. Her confidence and skill give me butterflies and I can’t help but get aroused immediately. She teases me. Plays with me, wakes me up and calms me. Repeatedly. Of course there are times, I get too excited too quickly and the dance ends but don’t worry, I am always up for more. An insatiable appetite never knows hunger.

However, I have feelings too. There are times I am tired or maybe I just need a break from your chaotic world. It causes me to retreat. In those moments, I wish you would find the time to pamper yourself in other ways. Take that time to calm your mind so that the rest of us could benefit from your purposely driven life. I promise not to let you down. It may feel sometimes that I am betraying you. I can assure you, that if you get out of your own head, mine will only get bigger and your life will get better.

music mood: Bebel Gilberto “So Nice”