Caveat Emptor: The Skinny on Discreet Vibrators

There is something exciting about walking around the city, sitting in a business development meeting or pitching my business while a discreet vibrator applauds my pussy.   Since this is the second “discreet vibe” as the sex toy industry calls them, that I have owned, I thought I would write a review.  Caveat Emptor.

The first one I purchased was from The Pleasure Chest.  The vibrator was the We-Vibe Tango.  I never go cheap on a sex toys and to that end, good quality sexy toys are not cheap. A discerning shopper, I look for design and quality first, price second.   I thought I was getting quality given the fact that this was USB rechargeable and had multiple speeds but I soon found out it was just a gimmick.  This was a case of overpriced and overdesigned.

While the Tango was visually pretty, when it was time to put it to use, it failed.  The point is to be able to use it in discreet situations. However, after test driving it for several hours walking around city, I found that it would shut off intermittently.   In addition, it could not hold a charge for more than 20 minutes…Not good.  I saw the downside immediately and it went into the graveyard of sex toys that will never get used again.

Moving on to the Crave Wink.  I did a little more research this time and Crave seems to makes well-designed, thoughtful sex toys for women.  I like the high-end look and feel and the fact that some of their vibrators come with a USB which could actually come in v. handy in the right moments…

It is true I have only owned  the Curve for a few hours but as I write this review I am smiling so far so gooood….and my pussy is screaming “brava!”  as if I am watching the final act of Puccini’s Madame Butterfly, my favorite opera.  It is simple, with only one speed and it is not rechargeable but honestly AAA batteries are easy to replace and last a lot longer than the watch batteries.

My pussy is craving the next model of the Crave….A Duet of epic delight…

One thing I do want to mention…as a submissive…I really enjoy pleasuring myself …..but I NEVER cum.  It is  merely good practice until I in the hands of a Dominant again.

Cheers!

music mood:  JJ Cale – “Hard to Thrill”

Yours truly,

your kinky courtesan xx