I have fucked in taxi. I have fucked in a restaurant bathroom, many times. A parking garage. A beach. I’ve had a stranger’s hands in my pussy at an airport bar. You can say that I am a bit of an exhibitionist. However, living in NYC, I have never had the pleasure of going down while going up. Its on my bucket list.

It may sound quite pedestrian, especially for someone as slutty as myself but there are just some things you never quite have the chance to experience. I’ve certainly had the opportunity to feel someone’s package in the elevator but never to unwrap it.

Yet.