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Take a deep breath.  What are you striving for – the gold ? silver? Bronze?  A mere honorable mention?  I realize that female anatomy is a little tougher to interpret than a man’s.  The clues on whether you are warm or cold are obvious.

I’m writing this piece as a true bi-partisan – someone who enjoys a good-old fashioned cunt – both dining in and dining out.  When I first went down on a woman, I was like a horny school boy – I just wanted to lick everywhere and wasn’t paying much attention to what was ACTUALLY turning her on.  Being the overachiever I am, I enlisted the help of a friend to practice on.  Every day she would come over, take off her pants, lay on my bed and I would feast.  Afterwards, she would give me a report.  Admittedly, she never came but I learned so many valuable things from that experience that the women I played with after her certainly did.

The clitoris.  It is like  the 8th wonder of the world.  Most men don’t even know where it is.  In fact, they spend a good deal of time aimlessly  wandering down there – flicking their tongue back and forth, round and round, hoping that they hit the right spot.  So much pressure!  First thing you need to realize is that there is a “hood”.  That is the most defining clue of the where the clit is located.  However, the clit is much more complex than what you see in front of you.

I only cum via oral sex and like a good wine, you get the best of me in layers.  Similar to ass play and a world-class blow job, you NEVER go straight to it.  Time is your best friend.  Savor it.  Milk it.  Massage. Kiss. Tease.

It is true that working in tandem with your tongue and  finger in her g-spot  can definitely send her over the moon.  However,  be gentle, unless she indicates otherwise.  I don’t know too many women that like to be impaled with some man’s fingers.  Don’t be afraid to change it up and apply different pressure.  I like it when its slow and medium pressure.

The most important thing is to have fun.  When you are relaxed and there is no pressure to get to the goal line, that’s when magic happens.

Yours truly,

Your kinky courtesan xx