Dear John…

Dear John,

I want to make your time an unforgettable one but let me get the boring and necessary stuff out of the way first. We can’t experience each other in any deliciously tantalizing way unless I know who you are.

If you want the unknown, go to a hotel bar and pick ANY woman up. The point in spending time with a companion is that the transparency facilitates discretion. The main difference between me and the woman at the bar is that I know better.

Remember that the next time you are asked for your info. The screening process is a lot less painful than you think and what comes after well….it makes it all worthwhile.