I know many people who use Twitter not only as a way to retweet news but also to flirt and laugh.   As someone with 2 Twitter accounts, I thought I’d share with you some of the best Tweeters – you know the ones who can make you laugh and that are consistently witty within 140 characters.

@guykawasaki – Warning:  He tweets alot so if you don’t want your feed full of his abbreviated musings, I wouldn’t suggest following him.  I know him personally and he is one of coolest, hardworking, funniest, most genuine men I know.  Huge props to Guy.   He knows how to tweet.

@GSelevator – This feed is simply outrageous, filled with truth and simply hilarious. They are tweets of conversations heard in the elevator at Goldman Sachs. Note:  They do not follow anyone.

@Ladyfuckwit – She is the funniest woman on Twitter.  When I say funny I mean, with an extremely sharp and witty sense of humor.

@PimpBillClinton – Raunchy tweets but some of them are funny.

@hedgefundinvest – Witty tweets mixed with a dose of reality.

-@Lipsticklezproblems – If you want to hear often humourous accounts from the other side,  follow these lipstick bitches.

@Miaontop – A smut podcaster with a vanilla life.  She is amusing and so cool.  We follow each other on my vanilla account.

DiaryofanEscort – A mix of promotional tweets and sassy observation.

Kinkacademy – BDSM educator.  Tweets related to everything related to this delicious world.

@oliviatwxxted – Me!  I am not always funny but I keep it real.

As always,  let me know what you think.  I hope to chat with you in 140.

Yours Truly,

your kinky courtesan xx