You Know You are a Whore…
- When a gentleman asks if you like to kiss and you think that is a perfectly normal question.
- Your time is measured in hourly increments.
- You spend more time in lingerie than you do street clothes.
- Kegel exercises are a part of your daily workout.
- Your “personal phone” becomes the stepchild and the “work phone” is the one that tags along with you everywhere.
- You have more NC-17 pictures than are G-rated.
- You have more dates than dates.
- When someone asks you if you “do doubles” your first thought is not about tennis.
- When you’re asked if you like “Greek” and you immediately think “only if He’s not too big” and not the gyros and souvlaki.
- When people ask you what you do for a living you say ” life coach”.
A little humor for the weekend. Please feel free to add-on…
yours truly,
your kinky courtesan xx
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