You Know You are a Whore…

  • When a gentleman asks if you like to kiss and you think that is a perfectly normal question.
  • Your time is measured in hourly increments.
  • You spend more time in lingerie than you do street clothes.
  • Kegel exercises are a part of your daily workout.
  • Your “personal phone”  becomes the stepchild and the “work phone” is the one that tags along with you everywhere.
  • You have more NC-17 pictures than are G-rated.
  • You have more dates than dates.
  • When someone asks you if you “do doubles”  your first thought is not about tennis.
  • When you’re asked if you like “Greek” and you immediately think “only if He’s not too big” and not the gyros and souvlaki.
  • When people ask you what you do for a living you say ” life coach”.

A little humor for the weekend.  Please feel free to add-on…

yours truly,

your kinky courtesan xx

Published by The Pleasure Proseur

I'm a writer and a lover not a fighter, except if I really want something.

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