You Know You are a Whore…

• When a gentleman asks if you like to kiss and you think that is a perfectly normal question.
• Your time is measured in hourly increments.
• You spend more time in lingerie than you do street clothes.
• Kegel exercises are a part of your daily workout.
• Your “personal phone”  becomes the stepchild and the “work phone” is the one that tags along with you everywhere.
• You have more NC-17 pictures than are G-rated.
• You have more dates than dates.
• When someone asks you if you “do doubles”  your first thought is not about tennis.
• When you’re asked if you like “Greek” and you immediately think “only if He’s not too big” and not the gyros and souvlaki.
• When people ask you what you do for a living you say ” life coach”.

A little humor for the weekend.  Please feel free to add-on…

yours truly,

your kinky courtesan xx